A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy
some cigarettes.  He walks down to the store only to
find it closed.  So he goes into a nearby bar to use
the vending machine. At the bar he sees a  beautiful
woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of
beers and one thing leads to another and they end up
in her apartment

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM
and says, "Oh no, its  so late, my  wife's going to
kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives
him some  talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on
his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting
for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.

Where the hell have you been?".

Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like
you aske! ! d, but they were closed. So I went to the bar
to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking
girl there and we had a few  drinks and one thing led
to another and I ended up in her apartment .
 
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands
are covered with powder and says...

"You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
MORAL OF THE STORY  >
Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you