Sardar Santa Singh is the Englishg teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires :

Santa Singh : “Bolo bachon GADHA”

Students (in chorus) : “GADHA”

Santa Singh : “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA”

Students (in chorus) : “GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA”

Santa Singh : “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAI”

Students (in chorus) : “GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAI”

Santa Singh : “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAI, AUR MERE PEECHE SARA DESH”

Students (in chorus) : “GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAI, AUR MERE PEECHE SARA DESH”

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him “ What is this Santa Singh teaching to the students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAI, AUR MERE PEECHE SARA DESH. The principal too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.

Principal : “ Santa Singhji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHE MAI, AUR MERE PEECHE SARA DESH”.

Santa Singh : “Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spelling of assassination. :- Ass-Ass-I-Nation.